Deadcool Deadpool needs to exist. Rather, he needs to exist now, alongside the whirlpool of studio-safe superhero blockbusters where he can lampoon, laugh, and make reference to their stupidity. …
Welcome back, Rock Consider that Creed must seriously integrate the events of of Rocky IV’s gonzo Cold War spectacle. It must also accept that Rocky Balboa once purchased a …
Crabby Crabbe County has a crab problem. Hmm. Oh, that’s the joke. If anything is to be said for Queen Crab’s existence, the ability this feature has to resurrect …
Ancient vampires feud in a New Orleans soaked in the blood of their victims While the concept sounds suspiciously close to the CW’s Originals television show, director Buz Alexander …
Matt Damon Looks at Earth with Envious Eyes Inspiring and playful, The Martian is the least cynical of Hollywood’s space epics. Trapped astronaut Mark Watney’s (Matt Damon) bright demeanor …
Definitely trouble Apartment Troubles was originally titled Trouble Dolls. The latter is more appropriate. The two women in the film have more issues than their New York apartment. Jess …
Please, don’t be back Sarah Connor has never been this weak. Doughy eyed, smitten like a teen, and uncharacteristically attached to her “Pop.” She’s sexualized. She’s endlessly protected. She’s …
A smart, graphic snuff film with black humor Independent horror is littered with bad films based on half-baked concepts. That is why it is refreshing to come across The …
So Mad, So Furious Engines rev before a frame of actual film cuts across the screen. Mad Max: Fury Road can’t wait so it begins with the studio splash …
Sink this island Despite a plethora of feathered reptiles, Dinosaur Island’s camp excitement is an interest killer. Borrowing a litany of classical sci-fi cliches from Conan Doyle and Jules …
Sam Raimi’s wife directs this dull “comic” mystery Producer Sam Raimi must have called in some very big favors to sign this talented cast on a movie with such …
St. Ruin Your Day with Drama Bill Murray is a bit of a louse – in St. Vincent anyway. It’s actually difficult to see Murray, effortlessly funny and cheery …