Tag: Jessica Alba

Gary Oldman’s Worst Movie? Not so long ago, a movie with Gary Oldman and Jessica Alba would have meant something. Then Oldman started getting older and Alba went into …

Mechanic: Retired (Hopefully) Mechanic: Resurrection is designed to be consumed by 20-somethings who enjoy watching a 40-something blow stuff up, peddled by 60-somethings who know how to market a …

Barely interesting Barely Lethal satirizes the effect of media on impressionable youth. How those fluffy teen high school romance dramas mask the realities of real relationships. How TV slants …

Violence, lust, murder, and gambling. It’s still Sin City. Sin City’s mosaic storytelling lacks the same tug in Dame to Kill For, loosening the allure of this voraciously adult, …

About half of ACOD charts on a made-up comedic laugh meter.

Escape is difficult to despise, but rendered easy to forgot.

The old Spy Kids return now fully into adulthood to pass the torch, but it's not going to help transition their career from child stars to something with bite.

The kids are boring, the movie is boring, Jessica Alba is grating, this series is over, and please don't kick start a fourth movie

It's simple enough for about 80 or so minutes, but Machete carries on for about 20-minutes too long.

... a sense of humor comes into play, breaking all of that tension down for what amounts to pure camp.

The shame of it all is that Garry Marshall directed this breezy comedy, meaning it could have been so much more, especially with an ensemble cast.

Pop quiz hot shot. What do an ostrich egg, a midget, anal floss, and two elephants humping in game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals make when combined together? …