Midway indulges in messy, repetitive, and choreographed action, made worse through sloppy exposition in the script that drives hokey patriotism instead of authentic stakes.
Kin to a Gun But one character in Kin exhibits any moral compass. That goes for everyone, even bit parts. A gas station clerk won’t let customers use the …
Still waiting for Jaws: 3, People: 0 Connected by the theme of a busy tourist season interrupted by a man-eating fish, Jaws 3’s grand stupidity serves as the progenitor …
Too Spaced Out Serenaded by Sam Cooke’s “Cupid” and Rod Stewart’s remake of Cooke’s “Twistin’ the Night Away,” Innerspace charges its energy and lets it loose in a number of …
And you thought Yellow Submarine was weird Caveman is like the opening to 2001. Only longer. And without apes. Plus it’s stupid. Mind you, it is supposed to be …
Legion makes absolutely no sense. None. Zip. Nada. You cannot take what is presented in this story, mash it up, flip it around, and make it so. You can’t …