It is a physical impossibility to have enough liquid in your tear ducts to get through this movie in one sitting.

The Princess Bride is more than a play on the typical fairy tale clichés. Yes, all of the clichés are present, from the evil king, the princess, the hero, a giant, wizards, and a love story to tie it all together. Despite that, it is wonderfully imaginative, not to mention slightly dark and intelligently witty.
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Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) doesn’t care that he met President Kennedy, caught the Watergate criminals, won an All American Award, made millions fishing for shrimp, or won the Medal of Honor in Vietnam. He just wants the #9 bus to take him to Jenny (Robin Wright Penn), his lifelong girlfriend.
That is all Forrest ever wanted: [...]