City Island is filled with assumptions, gorgeous location shooting, and various breakdowns.

Joe Dante has an appreciation for the sci-fi of old, and it shows.

After.Life is as lost as the audience

Unsurprisingly, the bigger A-list stars are killed off quickly in this incoherent mess that pits two rival assassin teams against each other in some underground government facility.

Fuqua hardly paints the NYPD in a positive light. Everyone involved here seems corrupt or only caring for themselves.

The Crazies is safe. It has no grit, no guts, and no brains… except for those splattered by gunfire.

Stranger is dirt cheap, a sad excuse to put a former WWE star on the box art and lure in unsuspecting fans.

This is a horror movie with demons, creepy teenage kids, Indian burial grounds, explosions, shotguns, and blood, yet somehow becomes an exercise in patience.

Turning the film off is a natural reaction, even understandable. That is the intended effect…

There is nothing wrong with a bit of lowbrow humor or even letting go once in a while, but Slammin’ Salmon has nothing else to offer.