Rob Zombie adds every ounce of pointless, baseless nudity he can, along with a rape sequence in this director’s cut.

Why didn’t Michael come back on the first year anniversary? Did he enjoy killing random southerners and eating their dogs so much that he was able to forget his goal? Did he lose track of his cute kitten calendar?

Burying a dead kid’s body on Halloween is nearly impossible these days. There are far too many distractions. First, the victim pukes blood all over you after eating the poisoned candy you gave them. Then, the neighbor’s dog wants a piece of the body. Suddenly, your own kid needs help cutting a pumpkin. As if [...]