The premise here is a little too ridiculous, and could have better fit under a camp or parody scenario.

Burying a dead kid’s body on Halloween is nearly impossible these days. There are far too many distractions. First, the victim pukes blood all over you after eating the poisoned candy you gave them. Then, the neighbor’s dog wants a piece of the body. Suddenly, your own kid needs help cutting a pumpkin. As if [...]